Monday, March 8, 2010

Gosh, it's really me...Jasmine

Watching the Oscars, as I always do.

My current thoughts:

- I would do anything to be Colin Firth's wife. Anything.


- If Firth doesn't want me, then hopefully Ben Stiller will.

- Someone give Maggie Gyllenhaal an Oscar. She's more than a skinny bitch.


- Demi Moore looked amazing. Best dressed...until you see her knees. What? I like to laugh at people who can't accept their age.


- A Razzie to this. Sandra Bullock is a class act.

- Avatar Who? Whatever, Jim is laughing to the bank.

- John Hughes forever. Sofa-King forever.


Photo credit to the amazing billilovesmargot


I can't believe I haven't updated here in almost a year! I can't really apologize because my life has been crazy. Been running around like a headless chicken with a headache. But I'm glad to be alive. No more complaining. This will be my year.

By the way, I got a new job!!! Which I love, because I'm learning. I went through intense training all week. Very draining, but I'm on my way to something great. I feel it.

In the words of Shania Twain...I feel like a woman ahaha

Anyways, I've missed you all but know I always think about you. You're in my heart and I hope you're living your dreams.

Keep well.
xxox Jasmine

4 comments:

JC said...

you finally became a porn star?

Jase said...

@JC Amateur at best, but you'll still love my money shot.

billi baracuda said...

<3

Nicholas said...

And there I thought you secretly became like president of canada and weren't allowed to be online unprotected anymore...