Creepy Colin Firth Time

Today was the Oscars aka The 83rd Academy Awards. My very last blog post was last year about the Oscars, so it's fitting that I express my current thoughts today...

It had it's moments, but it was so slow paced it just bored me in general.

THE HOSTS

I LOVE Anne Hathaway and James Franco. BUT (big butt) together they had little or no chemistry. Anne felt more like a Hollywood Star groupie as she giggled and howled at the guests like an ape and Franco didn't look interested at all. It appears he may have been chilling in a different type of "green room" all night.

Maybe I'm just cranky today? I respect them both but I think one host is better than two.

SOME HIGHLIGHTS of the evening:

- Luke Matheny, director of God of Love, fro joke and cute speech.

- Christian Bale on the verge of spewing acid man tears.

- Celine Dion made me Smile (I heart that song)

- Autotune the Oscars guiltily made me laugh.

- Cate Blanchett saying gross.

- Kirk Douglas. Old people who don't give a shiz, rock.

ON TO MY OPEN LETTER TO COLIN FIRTH:

Dear Colin Firth,

Congrats on your Best Actor win tonight. I've loved you since Love Actually (a favourite movie of mine). You're a real good actor and you come across as a very genuine humble person. I will always follow your career and I'm still open to being your mistress.

Signed with Love,

Jasmine

THE VERDICT: ZZzzZzzZzz. See you next year.

Good night beautiful people.