THE HOSTS
I LOVE Anne Hathaway and James Franco. BUT (big butt) together they had little or no chemistry. Anne felt more like a Hollywood Star groupie as she giggled and howled at the guests like an ape and Franco didn't look interested at all. It appears he may have been chilling in a different type of "green room" all night.
Maybe I'm just cranky today? I respect them both but I think one host is better than two.
SOME HIGHLIGHTS of the evening:
- Luke Matheny, director of God of Love, fro joke and cute speech.
- Christian Bale on the verge of spewing acid man tears.
- Celine Dion made me Smile (I heart that song)
- Autotune the Oscars guiltily made me laugh.
- Cate Blanchett saying gross.
- Kirk Douglas. Old people who don't give a shiz, rock.
ON TO MY OPEN LETTER TO COLIN FIRTH:
Dear Colin Firth,
Congrats on your Best Actor win tonight. I've loved you since Love Actually (a favourite movie of mine). You're a real good actor and you come across as a very genuine humble person. I will always follow your career and I'm still open to being your mistress.
Signed with Love,
Jasmine
THE VERDICT: ZZzzZzzZzz. See you next year.
Good night beautiful people.
