Creepy Colin Firth Time

Today was the Oscars aka The 83rd Academy Awards. My very last blog post was last year about the Oscars, so it's fitting that I express my current thoughts today...

It had it's moments, but it was so slow paced it just bored me in general.

THE HOSTS

I LOVE Anne Hathaway and James Franco. BUT (big butt) together they had little or no chemistry. Anne felt more like a Hollywood Star groupie as she giggled and howled at the guests like an ape and Franco didn't look interested at all. It appears he may have been chilling in a different type of "green room" all night.

Maybe I'm just cranky today? I respect them both but I think one host is better than two.

SOME HIGHLIGHTS of the evening:

- Luke Matheny, director of God of Love, fro joke and cute speech.

- Christian Bale on the verge of spewing acid man tears.

- Celine Dion made me Smile (I heart that song)

- Autotune the Oscars guiltily made me laugh.

- Cate Blanchett saying gross.

- Kirk Douglas. Old people who don't give a shiz, rock.

ON TO MY OPEN LETTER TO COLIN FIRTH:

Dear Colin Firth,

Congrats on your Best Actor win tonight. I've loved you since Love Actually (a favourite movie of mine). You're a real good actor and you come across as a very genuine humble person. I will always follow your career and I'm still open to being your mistress.

Signed with Love,

Jasmine

THE VERDICT: ZZzzZzzZzz. See you next year.

Good night beautiful people.

Gosh, it's really me...Jasmine

Watching the Oscars, as I always do.

My current thoughts:

- I would do anything to be Colin Firth's wife. Anything.

- If Firth doesn't want me, then hopefully Ben Stiller will.

- Someone give Maggie Gyllenhaal an Oscar. She's more than a skinny bitch.

- Demi Moore looked amazing. Best dressed...until you see her knees. What? I like to laugh at people who can't accept their age.

- A Razzie to this. Sandra Bullock is a class act.

- Avatar Who? Whatever, Jim is laughing to the bank.

- John Hughes forever. Sofa-King forever.

Photo credit to the amazing billilovesmargot

I can't believe I haven't updated here in almost a year! I can't really apologize because my life has been crazy. Been running around like a headless chicken with a headache. But I'm glad to be alive. No more complaining. This will be my year.

By the way, I got a new job!!! Which I love, because I'm learning. I went through intense training all week. Very draining, but I'm on my way to something great. I feel it.

In the words of Shania Twain...I feel like a woman ahaha

Anyways, I've missed you all but know I always think about you. You're in my heart and I hope you're living your dreams.

Keep well.
xxox Jasmine

Best Worst Movie but Best Worth the While Time.

Approximately 12 hours ago I said I was going to Blog about my adventures last night. Yeah, I suck. I got busy between relatives over for a BBQ dinner (yum!) and playing online poker, and no, I did not gamble with real money because that would just be stupid. Mostly since I suck at that too and would be left even more poorer than I already am. I digress.

Soooo, last night, I went to the Toronto Premiere of the film, Best Worst Movie, at the HotDocs Film Festival. The film is about one of the worst considered films ever made, Troll 2, and it is amazingly done. It's hilariously funny, heart felt and sad at parts. I love when a film constantly plays with my emotions. Also, if you don't know, Youtube's own, K80Blog had a MAJOR part in creating this film. I am so proud of her! Seeing her and a great film in one was a bonus.

I honestly cannot believe I've been blessed with the opportunity to see her again. The last time was at the 888 Youtube Gathering last year. I remember telling her then, "this will probably be the last time I ever see you", and she gave me a "shut up hoe, that ain't true look". HAHA I don't know why I said that in a ghetto-speech tone, but the moral of the story is: KATIE IS ALWAYS RIGHT. Believe it.

I also can't believe I saw another youtuber again!!! I can't get over it. As you can see, Jipsi is in the picture making a dumb face, and is/was a youtuber, but he doesn't count anymore since we're more "in real life" friends now.

Anyways, I'm babbling like crazy. Just watch her film if you can and never ever buy over-priced $15 nachos. Don't they cost 2 dollars to make?! We had went to a bar type restaurant before the film and I wasted my money. What you see here is uneaten and left for the street rats :D Meh, I really don't care so much because I hung out with Katie! That makes up for everything blah-in-this-world.


Thinking about last night is making me so happy I'd love to scream! AH.

In this moment I am grateful for all the wonderful people there are in the world. If you read this through, you are wonderful too and very patient. Thank you <3

PEACE.

Egoistically All about MEME

So yesterday, out of boredom and curiosity I tweeted morphed versions of my face HERE

Here are a few more I made after:

a REAL Asian.

Ape-shit sexy.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, especially for the last one. If you want to try your own go to http://morph.cs.st-andrews.ac.uk//Transformer

Also today, through the lovely Johnny Durham I did this MEME (literally) mosaic.



Because I'm a lazy douche I'll just copy & paste the directions Johnny wrote:

DIRECTIONS:
- Go to Google image search.
- Type in your answer to each question.
- Choose a picture from the first page.
- Use this website (http://bighugelabs.com/flickr/mosaic.php) to make your collage.

QUESTIONS:
1. What is your name?
2. What is your favorite food?
3. What is your hometown?
4. What is your favorite color?
5. What is your favorite movie?
6. What is your favorite drink?
7. What is your dream vacation?
8. What is your favorite dessert?
9. What is one word to describe yourself?
10. How are you feeling right now?
11. What do you love most in the world?
12. What do you want to be when you grow up?

I have to say, there's nothing better to do on the Internet then waste time exploring questions we would not bother to think about on a daily basis, like, "I wonder what I'd look like as a Black (I mean Afro-Caribbean) person?" :p

Well that was fun...
...and fun rhymes with sun and I've been enjoying the lovely weather. I hope you are too. Take care everyone.

<3 LOVE

Passing ghosts.

I was digging through Facebook for the first time in 2 years. So many emails, so many passed opportunities at parties and get togethers with the people I once loved so much.

I saw this photo of my friend David and got sad because we were nerds. Nerds together (with our friends) with sexy tech talk and drinking green tea instead of alcohol hahaha I was always jealous of his cameras! But he's the hardest working man I know, so he deserves it all.


I look at these photos and have completely forgotten my OLD self. The extremely outgoing girl who was out and never home.

It's strange seeing people I grew up with now, still hanging together, getting married, having babies...just having a good time growing older.

I NEED this old self back. I want to wipe clean the last few years and just move on.

While rummaging through old FB messages I found this:



haha I was spotted.
You never know who's watching,
& apparently I was watching my life pass by, forgetting about the foundations of what made me who I am today.

I'm tired of the Internet.
(and how I use it)
I miss my family & friends.

I know it may seem like I'm depressed but I'm not.
I'm in a state I can't explain.
Like a caterpillar in a cocoon waiting.

I changed my Facebook picture to this:



YUMMY books.

a pointless ego trip.

If you feel entitled I TITLE you a loser.

I'm so tired of being surrounded by selfish egos and desperate criers. They're everywhere lately! *play scary, heart beating in Poe's floor, music. In reality, we don't deserve anything more than the next guy. Just take the pity walk by yourself and dance at the end of the road. Oh my, I'm such a bitch ^_^ I just stress over people too much because I want everyone to be happy. I've come to realize that this is impossible. Moving on.

People can only hope & do. So doo-do all over this place called Earth.

Wordle Wall of Random

Upon reading JohnnyDurham19's blog post I had no idea TweetStats had a Wordle function (shown below) of the top words you use on Twitter. If you don't know, I use Twitter more than anything else I update. It's good for my A.D.D. mindset.

http://www.twitter.com/jabazzy ADD ME ;)



I love how some of the words randomly create sentences that explain my life right now...

"people feel hell days"
"make time happy"
"shit won't know life"
"ben hate" <-- HAHAHA

"hope people"

Love it!

By the way, WOW I haven't posted here in 2 months and I know I never post anywhere really these days but I'm still thinking of you all. Life just happened.

<3

Baring all.

Needing something new. Time to live life to its fullest.

Long over due blog + new years

So whoa, I never blog because I'm just so lazy. Lame excuse I know, but I also feel that I don't want to over-share my life. Some things are sacred. If that makes sense.

Right now I am bored so I'll blog.

Bored waiting for the dryer to finish up. I'm doing my laundry finally because I need clothes for when I ring in the new year downtown. I'm looking forward to this evening!

and second WHOA, I can't believe another year has passed (everyone says that). But it's another year on YT! Crazy town! Let's see how much I am around this year...

Soooo I promised ages ago to show you my completed painting for my cousin. To be honest, I only finished it a day before Christmas, because again, I am lazy. Judge me :p



Sadly, I did not have the chance to give my cousin this present because of snow. The roads were bad. Christmas was crappy this year and it didn't feel like the holiday at all. Mostly because I didn't get to see my close relatives, and that cousin, which I only see once a year. I have gotten really sad after typing this. Blah, there's no point in getting sad about things you can't change and at least I know they're alive and happy.

I think I heard the dryer ring. YAY...time to goooo.

I hope everyone has a HAPPY NEW YEAR and you're spending it with ones you love.

*cheers*
<3

P.S. I realize I sound like a lazy sloth while I typed this. I am not ashamed! *hides*. By the way, real sloth's are scary looking. Just making another useless observation.



Looks like my ex ^_^ jk!

If you understand this. I truly love you. Me wants. Also, thanks for all the comments on my last post. You are wonderful fluffy creatures of the planet. Lastly, BYOB = *sighs*.

<3

Arting: Work in Progress

So I don't feel compelled to make a video this week (or for a while) because I’d rather paint. I’m working on 5 small sized paintings for my cousin’s Christmas present; something I’ve promised I’d do for her for a while.

The series is a bit cliché (by a bit I mean a lot), with a Paris theme, but we went there together in 2004 and I wanted to work with our memories together. I LOVE FRANCE.

As you can see I’m pretty much blank on my approach for the second canvas. It’s a work in progress. I have a couple ideas but I’ll keep you posted on it when it’s completed.

To be honest with you, I’m not too happy with what I’ve done because I was fighting with the painting technique for a while. They look a bit cartoonish, and I was used to painting more realistically in the past. I’m a bit rusty now though, in all drawing abilities, and I NEED to work on that. So if giving up videos for a while means doing so. Then so be it. I get bored very easily though, so expect me back sooner than later. I just want to put my focus elsewhere at this moment. For now, painting will be at the forefront of my creative endeavours. It’s my first step on regaining bits of my former self.

Be well everyone.

List of Life + Wiiiiiii

1. I wrote a long post but deleted it. Sometimes it's just nice to write it out, like writing out a math problem to better understand the thought process. For now though, those thoughts will remain in the vault. Moving on...

2. I hate talking about shit like this because it's very self-indulgent, but I want a new Wii game. I'm getting bored of my Mario Kart. You can't blame me for wanting one. I've been playing the same game for months. I want these games (below), but there's no way I can afford them right now. Hence why I have been playing the same game:


3. If you can't tell, I enjoy puzzle games the most. Yet I am still horrible at Sudoku.

4. My feet want to dance on a cloud.

5. My life needs a makeover. No money can buy that.

6. I love YOU.

7. I bid farewell.

8. Silence.

Youtube LIVE thoughts

Youtube LIVE was meh, burp, blah. I could of done without.

but...this picture of Jaaaaaaa aka Lisa Nunes [William Sledd is hilarious] & sailme90 makes me happy! If you don't know, William called Julia "Lisa" like a fool.

I can safely say I look forward to these two's videos all the time.

Also, the Diamond Factory (ala LisaNova) worked the whole damn event. She made her face known. Well done on the marketing and costume changes.


Again, the event was nothing too exciting, and mostly boring for the most part but nothing ever went horribly wrong; which looks good on YT. I just wanted to see people I adore in the audience and background. A group chat with the lovers via MSN (old school) made watching the event bearable.


In Youtube We Trust [lies]

Why am I writing this post? :D

If you really want to know what I'm thinking. I'm thinking the event was just some ego jerk circle. There I said it! <3

in heaven + wall-e

So CSI:NY is playing ALL damn DAY (marathon) 24/7 on TV and it's absorbing my life. It's an addiction. I've started crushing hardcore on Eddie Cahill (shown right). I don't like him in this picture though; doesn't he look like Frankenstein in it?

Anyways, I also got WALL-E today for a late birthday present!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm soo excited. TO be honest I haven't even watched it yet but I've heard great things, plus it reminds me so much of BENROBOT, and who doesn't want to be reminded of a robot friend?


That's all for now. Today I am happy.

Peace out world.
I love you so.

P.S. I love my Sesame Street PJ's

I'm such a fecking kid.

In closing, people have to be sad in order to be happy. Truth.

Video please.

I hardly ever want to make videos but why is it when I actually want to make a video I can't?

I badly want to make a video, especially thanking people who sent me messages of love on my birthday because it meant the world to me. Also, Johnny (JohnnyDurham19) tagged me in left-handed tag, and I shall try my best to do that one too. Johnny IS an amazing person to talk to, laugh with, discuss with...true story.

See the thing is, I don't make videos when people are home and my sister's university is on strike, meaning she's home all damn day. *shakes fist to the world.

I hope things will change soon but for now CSI:NY has already started! I have to gooooo...

Much Love <3

blank.

I don't even know anymore.

I think too much.

It always happens.

Glo worm of love.

I just had a thought (reoccurring)...

We tend to take our friends for granted.

On that note, thisismysongthough, made a video inspired by one of my tweets (twitter) & it blew me away. As you can tell I have been thinking a lot about friendship lately. As I get older I become very selective of who I trust. Important milestones are under way. Oh age.

Feeling numb & new.

I could sleep ALL DAMN DAY and not move. I am both very physically and emotionally exhausted from the countless hours of standing, moving around, dealing with (asshole) people, and the lack of sleep I’ve gotten from volunteering for "Planet in Focus". Yet I still enjoyed it and plan on volunteering again.

Also, It feels weird not commenting back to people on my last video since I always try too but Youtube can wait until this paralyzing feeling wears off.

Finally, the heater has been fixed (almost one week later), as of today. Yay for warminess. Speaking of coldness, I am supposed to wash my newly dyed hair with cold water (to maintain the colour) but HELL NO! No cold water for me in this weather. Therefore, the colour will fade. Meh, there are bigger problems like people dying. I had the chance to watch some films at the festival; very uplifting and sad. When I'm complaining about stupid shit (like my hair), I try to remember what I have...which is a lot more than some, even if I don't have that much.

I have to close my eyes for a bit. Much Love.

In need of a warm hug.

So today was the first official sighting of snow; tough it was light and more like rain it still foreshadowed what is to come. I must admit that though I really enjoy the snow and cold I only really do so with warm things near by, such as a warm coffee, fireplace, jacket and/or cuddle. We're (I) spoiled that way.

Unfortunately, the heater in my house has broken down and for some stupid reason the air conditioner was on for over 3 hours. I think my dad thought heat would magically appear...ugh.

I'm way too cold for the Internet and doing Youtube stuff today, as commenting or watching videos so I shall sleep soon, but I did get this comment exceed code tonight which made me smile with irony. I want warminess. Anyways, I have to be up at 6:00am tomorrow. Yay!. Bye lovelies. Oh and I want to thank everyone who leaves me comments on my ramblings. I really am flattered and feel the love.

Be well everyone!

I'm off to snuggle warm in my bedsheets.

P.S. I really want one of these:

Like a fat kid eating cake.

I decided to change my layout here. I am quite content. Anyways...

So one of my loyal subscribers who has always been good to me, PM'ed me and told me I was getting fat (excuse me while I pause to laugh), which is probably true since I eat like a fat cow with no worries in the world. Actually, I eat more than ever before so excuse me while I eat a cookie while typing this and gaining the 40 pounds I have lost since last year back. Also, let me post a picture of a yummy carrot cake and tart for all you skinny health people. I had milk with the tart, that's healthy enough right?! haha no. Honestly though, I'm not dying and I'm happy, and that's all that matters. I just think it's funny that people will go out of their way to call you fat out of "concern".

In other news, my grandma is in the hospital which has put me in a weird mental state, but we can't live thinking people will live forever, because they won't. I'm more sad at the fact that she is or may be suffering. Suffering is a part of life but so is sadness. Therefore, I am sad.

Oh and I bought a headband and sometimes my camera works and doesn't. It's very picky :D

Love!